Saturday, October 30, 2010

Why Glenn Beck Should Never Drive the Bus

 "Stop the Presses! I just learned that left-wing liberal activists are trying to make the country a better place for everyone by spreading their hippie, tree-hugging, socialist, equality-for-all propaganda at a rally downtown! We need the whole team to put a stop to this once and for all. Everybody, to the bus!"

 "Shot gun!"
"The bus doesn't have a shot gun seat."
"No, I meant that I am bringing a shot gun, you know; just in case."


 "Hey! This isn't the way downtown. Whose driving this bus?"
"Glenn Beck is. He is never actually sure where he is going, or how to actually get there, so he just rambles around aimlessly until everyone is so confused that they assume he must know where he is going by default."


"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Keywords; Fox News, Glenn Beck, Political Satire,

Friday, October 29, 2010

Buses of the Caribbean; The Curse of the Bus Pearl

Famous Buses in Cinema
 "You've seen a bus with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?" 

Keywords; Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl, Captain Jack Sparrow, Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean, Port Royale, Black Pearl, School Bus, The Bus Shorts, Education, Parody

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Liberty Buses

Famous Buses in History
Unknown to many historians; during the 1940's, in order to save metal and rubber for the war effort, school buses were made from concrete.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Bustron; Defender of the Universe

Famous Buses in Cinema

Keywords; Voltron Defender of the Universe, Anime, Japanime, Castle of Lions, Space Explorers, parody, The Bus Shorts, School Bus, Education

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Pod Busing



Keywords; Star Wars Episode I; The Phantom Menace, Pod Racer, Tatooine, Star Wars Trilogy, prequal, Anakin Skywalker, The Bus Shorts, Parody, School Bus, Education

Friday, October 8, 2010

Shuttle Bus Tydirium


Keywords; Star Wars Episode VI; Return of the Jedi, Shuttle Tydirium, Tatooine, Star Wars Trilogy, Rebel Alliance, Luke Skywalker, The Bus Shorts, Parody, School Bus, Education

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Jabba's Sail Bus


Keywords; Star Wars Episode VI; Return of the Jedi, Jabba's Sail Barge, Tatooine, Star Wars Trilogy, Jabba the Hutt, Luke Skywalker, The Bus Shorts, Parody, School Bus, Education

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Galactic School Board BUS-BUS Walker


Keywords; Star Wars Episode V; The Empire Strikes Back, Imperial At-At Walker, Hoth, Star Wars Trilogy, Galactic Empire, Luke Skywalker, The Bus Shorts, Parody, School Bus, Education

Monday, October 4, 2010

Rebel District Snow Speeder Bus


Keywords; Star Wars Episode V; The Empire Strikes Back, Snow Speeder, Hoth, Star Wars Trilogy, Rebel Alliance, Luke Skywalker, The Bus Shorts, Parody, School Bus, Education

Galactic School Board B.U.S. Fighter



Keywords; Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope, Imperial TIE fighter, Darth Vader, Star Wars Trilogy, Galactic Empire, Death Star, The Bus Shorts, Parody, School Bus, Education

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Rebel District B-Wing Fighter


A long time ago in a School System far, far away...


It is a time of unrest for the County, a new Superintendent has taken over the evil Galactic School Board, and a small District of Rebels have come together to fight against the pay cuts and dress code restrictions that have been placed upon them. Their battles would soon engulf the entire County School System - and beyond, as the war rages on...


Keywords; Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope, X-wing fighter, Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Trilogy, Rebel Alliance, R2-D2, The Bus Shorts, Parody, School Bus, Education