"Stop the Presses! I just learned that left-wing liberal activists are trying to make the country a better place for everyone by spreading their hippie, tree-hugging, socialist, equality-for-all propaganda at a rally downtown! We need the whole team to put a stop to this once and for all. Everybody, to the bus!"
"Shot gun!"
"The bus doesn't have a shot gun seat."
"No, I meant that I am bringing a shot gun, you know; just in case."
"Hey! This isn't the way downtown. Whose driving this bus?"
"Glenn Beck is. He is never actually sure where he is going, or how to actually get there, so he just rambles around aimlessly until everyone is so confused that they assume he must know where he is going by default."
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Keywords; Fox News, Glenn Beck, Political Satire,
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